10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament