10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)