10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes