10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- It's Free To Fold...
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln