10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.