10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."