10 Random Poker Quotes

• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Welcome to kicker school
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?