10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."