10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss