10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)