10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss