10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Poker is for loners.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel