10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977