10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom