10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Poker is for loners.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson