10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Poker is for loners.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.