10 Random Poker Quotes

• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm