10 Random Poker Quotes

• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.