10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.