10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Fish don't eat Nutz!