10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "No river, no fish."
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.