10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."