10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.