10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Welcome to kicker school
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."