10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Welcome to kicker school
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant