10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."