10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.