10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Fold and live to fold again
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is