10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.