10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers