10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.