10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Fold and live to fold again
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright