10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Those eggs smell delicious!
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!