10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson