10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "All-in, bitches!!!"