10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- im going to 2 out you to death
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.