10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus