10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Never educate a stupid poker player.