10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "No river, no fish."
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.