10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)