10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."