10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.