10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd