10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.