10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Fold and live to fold again
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• im going to 2 out you to death
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.