10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.