10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "No river, no fish."
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers