10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
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