10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- im going to 2 out you to death
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.