10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear